Tag Archives: Music

It’s Called WordPress

I’ve been quietly working on a silly project — they’re good to throw into the mix every now and again. It started in the 9rules member forum. A member, deus62, mentioned he was becoming a WordPress convert. I decided to offer my humble opinion and response in a light-hearted country tune. I do hope you enjoy…

Music Video

Yes, I made a(nother) music video. It may not appear in your feed reader so you need to visit this post or click here to visit Vimeo.

It’s Called WordPress from Devin Reams on Vimeo.

Lyrics

Welcome to my story bout my, CMS
It’s an awesome piece of software, it’s called WordPress
It manages my blog, it makes it look real nice
I installed in in 5 minutes, this things slicker than ice
All I had to do, was click on Next
Within seconds I was running, no room to get vexed

It’s called WordPress
It’s my CMS
It’s the best thing to hit the web since porn
The code is open, the source is free
It’s available for people, just like you and me

Once I picked my title and wrote a description,
I clicked on manage, I needed to do so me fixin’
I deleted Hello World, got rid of first comment, too
I clicked on View Site and all I saw was plain blue
I moved to Presentation, there were some nice looking themes
But none fit my style, none screamed Devin Reams

Chorus

After I tweaked the code and played with CSS
I installed myself some plugins, I was real impressed
They organized my archives, they helped me tag, too
Then I installed a spam blocker not a single one came through
I added movie ratings and book ratings as well
Now when people visit me they’ll know that Crank was hell

Chorus

So I made an about page, it got me a stalker
I was thrilled and excited, I wanted to to talk to her
She said she knew my hometown, what I looked like, too
It was mentioned that she loved guys with eyes that were blue
I didn’t mind the attention, decided it was time she had met me
Little did I know, some people named their boys Leslie

Chorus

Now you might be thinking, he plays piano real good
I wish it were true, I sure wish I could
Instead I wrote the lyrics to this nerdy tune,
It was GarageBand provided ballad piano number 2

Chorus x2

Update: Steven Campbell has created a plugin (like the Hello Dolly! plugin) for this song. Check it out!

Update: The song is now available in Japanese!

Music Management Tips

With over 10,000 songs in my iTunes Library (all legally acquired, I swear) I constantly find myself ‘discovering’ music. But, I’ve also realized there are a ton of albums I never listen to and would never want to in the future. Thus, the following are some of my methods to organizing the madness:

  • Get the tags right: First, I downloaded an automatic tagging program that correctly identified about 90% of my songs. Unfortunately some live albumns (bootlegs) weren’t found so those had to be manually mass-edited. I also found a bunch of poorly named artists. For example, blink-182 vs Blink-182 vs blink182, etc. Then there’s the pleasure of finding ‘The Ying Yang Twins’, ‘Ying Yang Twins’, ‘Ying Yang Twins Feat. ______’ etc. In any case, let the software get the majority of the stuff cleaned up. There are a bunch of programs out there; some free, some not.
  • Find the dupes: From here I realized that I had literally hundreds of duplicates. Unfortunately iTunes has no way to easily remove them and I haven’t found any software that I can trust. So, when I feel ambitious I go through and Ctrl-Select a bunch that I know are simply duplicates. To this day I still have 1738 songs (thats over 4 days of music) that can be removed. Be careful, ‘Zak and Sara’ on ‘Rockin’ the Suburbs’ is not the same as the one on ‘Ben Folds Live’. Thus, I don’t trust the software to do this part.
  • Smart people use smart playlists: Dragging and dropping stuff into playlists is time consuming. Sure, its fun for making party mixes, but I’m usually looking for certain types of music (depening on the mood). Thus, make smart playlists like “‘Genre is ‘Rap’ or Artist is ‘Ying Yang Twins’ or Artist is … and Rating is greater than 3.” This is great becuase it’ll automatically add new music when I add it to my Library. I also have ‘My Top Rated’ (greater than 3), ‘Four Stars’, ‘Five Stars’, and my favorite: ‘New Hotness’. All 4 and 5 star songs that haven’t been listened to 6 times is in this list. I still have over 300 songs that I’ve only listened to a few times (but are freaking awesome). Smart Playlists are extremely powerful.
  • Shuffle your library and start rating: In order to understand how much of my music should be deleted I simply play my Library on Shuffle and rate every song that plays. It helps having a second monitor becuase I can always have iTunes focused. After some time has passed I go back to the albums containing the 1 or 2 star songs and see if there’s anything in that album worth keeping. If not, purge away!
  • Rate songs as soon as you add them: I’m in the habit of listening to every song as soon as I add it to my Library (to prevent future build-up). This way I know (based on ratings) whether or not the music should even stick around for more than a few days. Plus, rating it as soon as I add it automatically pushes it to “New Hotness”, my playlist of choice.

Is there anything out there that you guys have done that works especially well? I’m all about trying new “systems” and I definitely need to get this monster collection under control.

[tags]music, mp3, collection, itunes, organization[/tags]

Don’t Ever Ask Me Where I Go

This is a dual-purpose post. First, my song of the day is called ‘Hardcore Days & Softcore Nights’ by Aqueduct. It’s a really neat song but unfortunately the lyrics didn’t turn up on Google at all. I knew I had the song, but couldn’t find it! So, if you’re looking for a catchy indie song that repeats “don’t ever ask me where I go” and “don’t ever ask me where I’m from”, this is your song.