I will buy a burrito to anyone who helps me build “The Accident Tent.” Tow trucks and local and highway law enforcement will carry them in the trunk. As soon as they arrive at an accident and move it out of traffic they pop out this all-encompassing tent surrounding everything and everyone so that it a) gives the victims some privacy and b) keeps people from looking, stopping, staring, wondering, etc. I imagine it saying “keep driving, morons!” across the side.
A big @ss tent on the side of the road won’t cause dummies to gawk will it? Nah.
Yeah but it’ll a split second.. like, “oh, whats that? can’t see.. darn! driving…” instead of “oh, what-OMG i see blood, is that a hand, wow look at all the cops for one accident…”
curiosity slowing is the bane of my existence