{"id":422,"date":"2007-09-27T18:09:13","date_gmt":"2007-09-27T23:09:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/devinreams.com\/2007\/09\/27\/everything-is-relative\/"},"modified":"2007-09-27T18:09:13","modified_gmt":"2007-09-27T23:09:13","slug":"everything-is-relative","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/?p=422","title":{"rendered":"Everything is relative."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is relative. I&#8217;ve been conducting an informal survey for a little while now: when I ask for &#8216;lots and lots of ketchup&#8217; at the Chik-Fil-A drive-through I will receive either a) lots and lots of ketchup or b) three or four packets. The determining factor: how busy the Chik-Fil-A is. Something tells me if you work there and you hand out a dozen packets to a dozen cars in 5 minutes in a row you seem like you&#8217;re giving away too much. But, give away a dozen packets to a dozen cars in 30 minutes and you&#8217;re doing what you&#8217;re supposed to. (I think I&#8217;ll start saying &#8216;fill the bag with ketchup&#8217;.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is relative. I&#8217;ve been conducting an informal survey for a little while now: when I ask for &#8216;lots and lots of ketchup&#8217; at the Chik-Fil-A drive-through I will receive either a) lots and lots of ketchup or b) three or four packets. The determining factor: how busy the Chik-Fil-A is. Something tells me if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[82],"class_list":["post-422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet","tag-rants"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}