{"id":327,"date":"2006-12-18T21:52:55","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T02:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/devinreams.com\/2006\/12\/18\/sleeping-at-work\/"},"modified":"2006-12-18T21:52:55","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T02:52:55","slug":"sleeping-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"Sleeping at work"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\tWhile I’m nearly through with finals I’ve not quite crossed the finish line yet. This means there’s been a lot of studying lately. For many that means a lot less sleep. Well, if you’re like me and still working 15 hours a week you’ll probably wonder how you can get away with sleeping at work.<\/p>\n

\t<\/p>\n

\tI couldn’t help but pass this along (thanks, Aunt Shiela). We’ll see how well it works tomorrow. With that said, here it it:<\/p>\n

Top Five Things To Say After Caught Sleeping At Your Desk<\/h2>\n
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  1. They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.<\/li>\n
  2. This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.<\/li>\n
  3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.<\/li>\n
  4. Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?<\/li>\n
  5. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    \tKeep on keeping on, everyone… I’m off to study.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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