{"id":271,"date":"2006-07-28T13:55:34","date_gmt":"2006-07-28T18:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/devinreams.com\/2006\/07\/28\/effing-myspace\/"},"modified":"2006-07-28T13:55:34","modified_gmt":"2006-07-28T18:55:34","slug":"effing-myspace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Effing MySpace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I swear, any time that I decide I want to check out MySpace (only means of communication with some in-duh-viduals) it&#8217;s broken. I click a page, it says &#8220;error, under maintainance&#8221; I say &#8220;liar&#8221; and refresh and, wow, page magically loads. For being one of the most popular websites <em>ever<\/em> how the fuck is this acceptable? If someone is making a MySpace killer, for goodness sakes, email me and let&#8217;s fix this? (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/devdev\/200454882\/\">Check out this picture from my account settings<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear, any time that I decide I want to check out MySpace (only means of communication with some in-duh-viduals) it&#8217;s broken. I click a page, it says &#8220;error, under maintainance&#8221; I say &#8220;liar&#8221; and refresh and, wow, page magically loads. For being one of the most popular websites ever how the fuck is this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet","tag-old"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}