{"id":269,"date":"2006-07-23T01:04:27","date_gmt":"2006-07-23T06:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/devinreams.com\/2006\/07\/23\/myspace-downtime-sucks\/"},"modified":"2006-07-23T01:04:27","modified_gmt":"2006-07-23T06:04:27","slug":"myspace-downtime-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/?p=269","title":{"rendered":"MySpace Downtime Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The dipthongs over at the world&#8217;s shittiest website, MySpace, have had the site inoperable\/down since 6:30PST, it is now over 5 hours later and nothing is fixed. Needless to say, my site has received a lot of visits\/comments on MySpace downtime from kids wondering whats up. Who&#8217;s going to make the MySpace killer? Just import people&#8217;s profile and friends (reserve a spot for them by email address until they make it over) and transfer all that information, it&#8217;d be genuis. MySpace doesn&#8217;t deserve a second (or 22nd for those of you keeping track) chance&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The dipthongs over at the world&#8217;s shittiest website, MySpace, have had the site inoperable\/down since 6:30PST, it is now over 5 hours later and nothing is fixed. Needless to say, my site has received a lot of visits\/comments on MySpace downtime from kids wondering whats up. Who&#8217;s going to make the MySpace killer? Just import [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet","tag-old"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}