{"id":1272,"date":"2010-06-12T23:18:35","date_gmt":"2010-06-13T05:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/?p=1272"},"modified":"2010-09-12T00:44:32","modified_gmt":"2010-09-12T06:44:32","slug":"my-job-is-to-hold-the-umbrella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/?p=1272","title":{"rendered":"My job is to hold the umbrella"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>>My job is to hold the umbrella so the shit from above doesn\u2019t hit you. Your job is to keep me from having to use it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bobsutton.typepad.com\/my_weblog\/2010\/06\/my-job-is-to-hold-the-umbrella-so-the-shit-from-above-doesnt-hit-you-your-job-is-to-keep-me-from-hav.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+typepad%2FBobsutton%2Fmy_weblog+%28Bob+Sutton%29\">Bob Sutton<\/a> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/hitenshah.name\/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">hiten<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>>My job is to hold the umbrella so the shit from above doesn\u2019t hit you. Your job is to keep me from having to use it. Bob Sutton (via hiten)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[154,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aside","category-business"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1272"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1275,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272\/revisions\/1275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}