{"id":117,"date":"2006-02-23T21:54:38","date_gmt":"2006-02-24T02:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/devinreams.com\/2006\/02\/23\/stiff-magazine-ads\/"},"modified":"2006-02-23T21:54:38","modified_gmt":"2006-02-24T02:54:38","slug":"stiff-magazine-ads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Stiff Magazine Ads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Marketers,<\/p>\n<p>Want to know the best way for me to hate you, your product, and anything remotely related to you? Put a stiff page in a magazine. If you&#8217;re really going for the gold, make sure I can&#8217;t remove it. I want to be reminded of you everytime I try to place my magazine on a surface. Any surface.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, that&#8217;s exactly why I bought the subscription.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not like I ever try to have the magazine open very often. But when I do, make sure your ad is in there keeping the pages from easily turning. That shows class.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care how much exposure the publisher promised you. Send them a message: you don&#8217;t want your future clients to hate you. I think it&#8217;s a solid message to send.<\/p>\n<p>Think about it: do you really want to be associated with tearing, ripping, anger, and my trash can? Sure, your ad was seen once&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;but we all know how quickly that ended.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for listening!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Marketers, Want to know the best way for me to hate you, your product, and anything remotely related to you? Put a stiff page in a magazine. If you&#8217;re really going for the gold, make sure I can&#8217;t remove it. I want to be reminded of you everytime I try to place my magazine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[60],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet","tag-marketing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.reams.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}